moment of irony for the week:

On Hump Day, I sang "My Girlfriend Who Lives in Canada" in a dyke bar...

luckily it was late enough (and the audience was drunk enough) that I got a rousing cheer from the line "And I can't wait to eat her pussy again."

I don't know what I'll sing next week (they have the entire soundtrack in kareoke form) since most of my favorite songs are the ensembles which are hard to do solo.

Total volume of music files on my computer? Over 500 at last count

The last CD I bought was... Richard Cheese-"I'd Like a Virgin" (best redention of "Hey Ya" and "Milkshake" ever!)

The last song I listened to before writing this was...DDR 5th Mix MegaMix, at work

Song playing right now: Ghost in the Shell - 2nd GIG OST : I Can't Be Cool on Armitage's Dimension

Five songs I listen to a lot or that mean a lot to me: "Numb" by Linkin Park, "Nine Spiral" by Gackt (just check out the lyrics), "I Can't Be Cool" on the Ghost in the Shell 2nd gig soundtrack, "Independant Woman" by Destiny's Child, "I wish I could go back to College" on the Avenue Q soundtrack

Five albums I listen to a lot or that mean a lot to me
Meteroa-Linkin Park (It's like the soundtrack to the musical that was my first sucidice attempt at 14)
Odelay-Beck
The Cruxshadows-Fortress in Flames
Smile-L'Arc-en-Ciel
All of my random CD burns

Which people are you passing this baton to?
everyone who reads this, I guess

So, I was lurking on the Avenue Q website when I glanced up this story about the cast doing a mock presidential debate way back before the elections as part of a promotion for the show. Rob was the moderator, and it involved the funniest damn parody of "If you were gay" as sung between puppet Kerry and puppet Bush:

Kerry: If you were gay
that'd be okay.
The USA
would like you anyway
cause george, you see
if it were me
I would feel free to say
that I was gay
(But I'm not gay)

Bush: But Senator Kerry, you voted against gay marriage.

Kerry: Can't a guy change his mind?
If you were queer,
I wouldn't smear.
Despite the fact that we're…
…in an election year.
But you'd be glad
and run a negative ad,
if I told you today
"Guess what? I'm gay!"
(But I'm not gay.) I'm happy
just being with you…

Bush: Let's talk about Saddam Hussein.

Kerry: So what should it matter to me
what you like to do with Dick?

Bush: You mean Dick Cheney?

Kerry: If you want to!!
If you were gay,
I'd shout "Hooray!"

Bush: I'm not listening!

Kerry: While you sashay...

Bush: Laura!!!

Kerry:...round the office like Beyonce!
You should feel free
to tell the G.O.P.
That instead of Laura Bush
you want some young guy's tush,
then you could proudly say,
"Hey,
I'm sexier than JFK,
and I'm gay!"

Bush: I'm not gay!!!!

Kerry: If you WERE gay.

*************

It's funnier if you sing it outloud....

Quotes of the moment:

"Fuck you lady, that's what stairs are for"

"Put the earmuffs on the cookie"

"Yeah, they're real"

"Take her home! She's wasted!"

"You can't put your finger there! PUT YOUR FINGER THERE!!"

"Yes! Work your momma!"

"Bigotry has never been exclusivly white"

"Grab your dick and double-click"

and the most memorable:

"And I can't wait to eat her pussy again!"

Yes, folks, I now have the soundtrack to Avenue Q in my possession. Rejoice, fuckers! If you've never heard of this bit of lovely, google it up and read the lyrics. Now.

Bedtime!

Okay, now that i'm back in the real world:

The night before I drunkenly begged for a ride to zamiel's place from salisian(who still rocks for that, really) and got introduced to the joy that is Radio Fusion...a big happy for the Kiki...and a great hunk of "CHILL THE FUCK OUT" that I need after that day...whew!

Today was work...and thanks to the Avenue Q soundtrack, I got a new tune to hum to myself when I see all those poor bastards struggling with worthless presents and bawling brats all dolled up to see Santa and their bickering spouses..

"Schadenfreude! Making me feel glad that I'm not you!"

They made a song out of my favorite German word...*bliss*