and then I'm getting ready for that picnic fundraiser...

I've never heard any of Joan Rivers' earlier stand up until now...and damn:

Rock stars are ugly:
"Rod Stewart? He's got acne! You could play collect the dots for a year on his face! 'Do you think I'm sexy', squish squish squish. And Barry Manilow? With a nose like that, if he did hard drugs, he could inhale Peru. And Stevie Wonder, that poor bastard. No one has the heart to tell him that he's wearing a macrame plant holder on his head...."

Oh shit, what a bitch...but Dog help me if I can't stop laughing