*runs around screaming ala "kevin from home alone"*

*stupid happy dance*

*bawls like Ms. America Pagent winner*

*dies*


btw, I got the job...I'm permanet now!

So, I've been keeping a secret from you all for a couple of months.

No, I haven't gotten a SO
No, I haven't chopped off the dreds
No, I haven't caught Mongolian Crotch Rot

But I have been in the running for a permanet position at the job. I applied in June, was interviewed in July (I wore a dress and heels, much to the surprise and delight of the office), and today got a call from Human Resources offering the gig.

So I'm one background check away from 19 thou a year and bennies!

Yeah, one background check...

One background...possibly perhaps maybe also a credit...check...

*whimper*

I'm scared...I mean, I haven't killed anyone or robbed a bank or not filed my taxes when I was supposed to or ever owed taxes...but...

*whimper*