(Row, row your boat tune)

cunts, cunts, stupid cunts
stupid cunts all day
now I have a can of beer
to wash it all away

stupid fucking overtime
starting it Wednsday
if they take my Saturday
there will be hell to pay

because, well, why the fuck not? I'm horny and frustrated as all get out, and maybe this will get my mind off of it for a little while...

Ladies and Gents, I present: Kiki's Not-So-Greatest Hits, a collection of parodied songs and choruses that have been occuping my brain for a very long time now...You'll laugh, you'll sigh, you'll lose a great deal of respect for me...oh well

Track 1: ( Yuna Can You Hear Me? )--A tune I made up while playing FFX

Track 2: ( Angry Trema )--Something I cooked up while playing FFX-2

Track 3: ( Living La Vida Locusts )--I posted this one to .greenroom years ago, but why not share it with everyone! I wrote this while at church, I was supposed to be listening to the pastor...

Track 4:( Shut the Fuck Up, Bitch! )--Kiki goes country! It's another tune I did years ago when I when I got tired of hearing this chick at my job whine and complain about her life outside of the Federal Law Enforcement Training Center.

And speaking of that lovely place of former employment:

Track 5:( Work Hazard )--Another old one.

Here's two newer ones! Fear my inner fangirl!
Track 6: ( I (Heart) Bishonen )--Yes, folks, I am a rabid fangirl. If you hate anime, ignore this one.

This one's for skellerina
Track 7:( Into the Cookie Aisle )--I could only go so far before cracking up laughing..

Now I present you with a work in progress. If you don't know Gackt, you'll won't get the tune, and if you hate anime, blah blah...
Hidden Track 8:( Yaoi )

That's about what I've got, folks. Operators are standing by!

Firstly, I hate not having Interweb at home...I've said it before, and I'll continue to say it forever until the problem gets better (reminds self to put fire under a certian unnamed person's ass to help out...end remeinder)


Okay...I got a raise( insert self centered backpatting here )

I can't dye my hair purple. My boss says so, and since she's the one that signs my checks, she can have some say in my personal apperance. Funny how that works and all. Maybe I'll try for something red. She should consider herself fortunate. Last year's boss got asked if tounge piercing count as "visible" and therefore not allowed.

Speaking of work: I got asked the BIG question: "R'jaila, what church do you go to?" And I got the usual response: shock...

We'll see next week how that went over.

A note about FFX...I fucking hate lightning.

Next week I take a test for the full-time not temporary gig I want once this gig is done. Four hours...this'll be fun.

Irony: I didn't get to Savannah for St. Patty's Day again (sigh), but I got this e-mail from a friend inviting me to a wedding of two other friends in Savannah next weekend. (double sigh) I want a car, damnit.

I hate being female sometimes, really, I do. Does anyone want a fresh, never-used uterus? I'm willing to sell mine,and it's not like I'm going to be using it anytime ever. I keep the ovaries, though. Girl hate aside, I like having tits. They're pretty.

Samba De Amigo is a wonderful stress reliver. You just imagine that the maracas are striking the heads of all that annoyed you that week.

Would I look awful missing a tooth? I think, nope, I'm pretty certain that I'm losing one of them. It's been wiggly for a year now, and now it's wobbly and I can see the root. I'm not sure who I hate more, my parents for not looking into this problem earlier (gee, Daddy, I don't know why my breath stinks an hour after brushing with baking soda. And what's the dark stuff near the gum?) or me for not already having a job that includes dental, or pays enough so I could by my own damn insurance.

Okay, that's enough rambling for right now.